Mom's Best Advice

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.