Mom's Best Advice

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.