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Need A Change Of Pace

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 July 2017
Hits: 3024

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2579

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

You Don't Stand A Chance

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 21 July 2017
Hits: 2648

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

By Any Other Name

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2017
Hits: 3096

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

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Cause We're Trading Places

After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.

"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"

And that's when the fight started...

All I Need Is A Little LSD

A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"

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