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Need A Change Of Pace

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 July 2017
Hits: 3015

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2569

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

You Don't Stand A Chance

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 21 July 2017
Hits: 2637

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

By Any Other Name

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 July 2017
Hits: 3089

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

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I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

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Finished

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

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