Every Frickin' Joke
The King and The Queen
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2276
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
Not A Fair Trade
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 1884
My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"
And that's when the fight started...
Ruled By A Dictator
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1873
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
Turned That List Into a Rap Sheet
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2104
Why did Santa get arrested?
He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
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