Every Frickin' Joke
It's How They're Packed
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Every Day is Ironing Day
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
The Story of My Love Life
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When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. What I really wanted was a girl with a zest for life.
When I was 19, I found a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. So I looked for a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a stable girl, but she was too boring. What i needed was a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but she lacked direction and was too petty. I thought I'd be better off with a girl with some ambition.
When I was 31, I found an ambitious girl. Yeah... she was so ambitious that she married me, divorced me, and took everything I owned.
Now I am 40, and all I want is a girl with big tits!
The Voice of Experience
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...
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