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Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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Category: Dick Jokes
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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.