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Some Bad News

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 July 2017
Hits: 2710

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

It's About Time

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 July 2017
Hits: 3184
20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

A New Accessory

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 July 2017
Hits: 2751

My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

And that's when the fight started...

Wardrobe Selection

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 July 2017
Hits: 2685

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

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You're Asking The Wrong Person

The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"

I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."

And that's when the fight started...

Out To Lunch

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

Drop The Coin Right Into The Slot

A couple is in divorce court to decide on custody of their child. The judge asks each one to give a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.

The wife says, "Well I carried this child around in me for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." Then the judge turns to the husband and asks the same question.

The husband replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now, tell me, who does the drink belong to -- me or the machine"

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