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Some Bad News

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 July 2017
Hits: 2198

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

It's About Time

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 July 2017
Hits: 2622
20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

A New Accessory

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 July 2017
Hits: 2132

My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

And that's when the fight started...

Wardrobe Selection

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 July 2017
Hits: 2152

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

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Not The Smartest Guys

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

Not Much To Do

A guy drives into a tiny southern town and parks in front of the one building in town that's marked General Store. He gets out and spots an old guy sitting and rocking on the porch. He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?"

The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." The stranger asks, "What do you hunt?"

The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck."

Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

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