Every Frickin' Joke
Some Bad News
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
It's About Time
- Category: Dick Jokes
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20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.
A New Accessory
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
Wardrobe Selection
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
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