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Some Bad News

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 July 2017
Hits: 2763

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

It's About Time

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 July 2017
Hits: 3254
20 years the wife finally gives him a blowjob.
 
Phone rings he picks it up says: It's for you, cocksucker.

A New Accessory

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 July 2017
Hits: 2800

My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

And that's when the fight started...

Wardrobe Selection

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 July 2017
Hits: 2739

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

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Bad Habits Are Hard To Break

Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Population Problem

World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.

Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.

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