Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
