Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
