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Trade It In

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 July 2017
Hits: 2844

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 July 2017
Hits: 2834

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Her Most Affectionate Name

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 July 2017
Hits: 2673

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

More Reliable Than A Pulse

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 July 2017
Hits: 2813

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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Out To Lunch

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

Do I Know You?

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

Do What The Doctor Tells You

A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor. The doc asks: "What happened?" She tells him: "I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

The doctor says: "I have the perfect solution for you. Whenever your husband comes home in that state, just grab a glass of iced tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns and looks reborn and fresh again. "Doc," she says, "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with the tea. I gargled and gargled and nothing happened."

The doctor smiled knowingly. "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

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