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Trade It In

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 July 2017
Hits: 2960

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Great Inventors In History

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 July 2017
Hits: 2933

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Her Most Affectionate Name

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 July 2017
Hits: 2751

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

More Reliable Than A Pulse

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 July 2017
Hits: 2905

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

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How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

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