Every Frickin' Joke

Not So Difficult After All

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 27 July 2017; Hits: 2205

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

Ten Items or Less

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 July 2017; Hits: 2392

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

At The Cattle Auction

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 25 July 2017; Hits: 2023

My wife was amazed to read about a farmer who claimed he sold a cow with a pussy like a woman for $10,000.

I told her: "That's not amazing, that's irony. Here I am with you... a pussy like a cow, and you ain't worth shit."

And that's when the fight started...

In This Corner

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 July 2017; Hits: 2098

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

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A Real Woman

A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"

A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"

Who's Counting

My wife was angry. She said: "It's unfair! A guy can screw a different girl every week and he's considered a stud. But if a girl screws even two guys in a year she's called a slut."

So I man-splained it to her: "Think of it this way. If a key opens lots of locks it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys... well... it's a shitty lock."

And that's when the fight started...

Bodily Fluids

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.