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Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 03 July 2017

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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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Show Some Respect

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 02 July 2017

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

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Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 01 July 2017

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I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

Might As Well Take In A Round

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 30 June 2017

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We were at the couples pregnancy preparation class. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe & was telling the men how to give the necessary support to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

Then she turned to the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember, you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."  The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Wanting to get into the swing of things I quickly raised my hand and asked the instructor, "Would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk ?"

And that's when the fight started...