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Staff Knows Better Than The Boss

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 July 2017
Hits: 2551

One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."

The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

For Those Too Young To Remember

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 July 2017
Hits: 2711

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

Depends On Where You Are

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2017
Hits: 3127

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

Wait For It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 July 2017
Hits: 2689

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

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Making Love

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

It's 11 pm...

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

A Guy At The Bar

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

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