Every Frickin' Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
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I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

Category: Dick Jokes
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Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment.  He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...