Every Frickin' Joke
Staff Knows Better Than The Boss
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2551
One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."
The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."
The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
For Those Too Young To Remember
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2711
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Depends On Where You Are
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3124
I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."
Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"
"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."
Wait For It
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2686
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
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