Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.
OK... I'm done.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
