Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
