Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
