Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
