Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
