Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
