A Real Romantic

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.