A Real Romantic | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 29 June 2015; Hits: 1436

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

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