I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
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Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia
WTF?! You have the right to look up idiot online, but that's all! Wikipedia is not Perry Mason. En route to jail following his arrest for driving with a suspended license and no insurance, a Florida man declared, “That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about driving. It said I would just get a ticket.” Actually that would be a dunce cap!
Read more ...Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site
WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!
Read more ...KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!
#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!
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