How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
