How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
