How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
