How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
My wife and I were having a discussion about heaven. I told her she shouldn't worry 'cause she'll never get there. She asked: "How can you say that?"
I told her: "Because dragons never fly above 8,000 feet."
And that's when the fight started...
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!