How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
