How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
