How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"
The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."
The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."
