When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
D*ck Joke Of The Day
High art... from a low place
A laugh a day.
It's not hard.
Seriously.
Main Menu
Our Johnson Tweets!
- #jokes How Much Do You Want It?: An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to…
- #jokes Call Me Old Fashioned: You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using…
- #jokes Celebrate Good Times, Come On.: A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husb…
WTF?! Let me see that again!
Montana man arrested after ‘liking’ his wanted poster on Facebook
#WTF?! A Montana man was arrested after he “liked” his own wanted poster on a Facebook crimestopper page. This is of course another example of how effective the Crimestoppers Facebook page is in catching idiots.
Read more ...Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall
#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...
Read more ...Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van
#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!
Read more ...