When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
