When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."
Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"
"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
And that's when the fight started...
