When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
