When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
