Every Frickin' Joke
Sex Is Like A Car
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Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."
Homeless or Houseless?
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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
Only Fools Fall In Love
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
In Need of Repair
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
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