We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.