What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!