We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"