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Can Lawyers Swim?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 September 2015
Hits: 2908

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 September 2015
Hits: 2675

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Up Or Down?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 September 2015
Hits: 2739

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

This Game Is Hard!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 September 2015
Hits: 3746

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Chip Off The Old Block

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

Don't Find Yourself in Deep Shit!

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

Best If Used By

Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."

He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."

And that's when the fight started...

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