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Can Lawyers Swim?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 September 2015; Hits: 3231

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 September 2015; Hits: 2987

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Up Or Down?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 18 September 2015; Hits: 3063

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

This Game Is Hard!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 September 2015; Hits: 4057

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Who's Your BFF?

One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"

I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"

And that's when the fight started...

Do You Swallow?

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...