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Can Lawyers Swim?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 September 2015
Hits: 3231

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 September 2015
Hits: 2987

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Up Or Down?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 September 2015
Hits: 3063

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

This Game Is Hard!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 September 2015
Hits: 4056

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Out Of Warranty

When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.
The old gal asks: "What's up?"
He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."
She says: "How often do I have to do that?"

And When You Die...

My wife and I were having our usual back and forth when I finally got frustrated and told her: "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever"

"Yeah?" she replied. " Well, when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

And that's when the fight started...

Mental Health

I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

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