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Can Lawyers Swim?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 September 2015
Hits: 2722

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 September 2015
Hits: 2487

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Up Or Down?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 September 2015
Hits: 2547

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

This Game Is Hard!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 September 2015
Hits: 3545

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Every Day is Ironing Day

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

It's Going To Need Some Work

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife: "In the pool."

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