Another One Into A Bar

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.