When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
