When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."
