When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
