When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...
