When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"
The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."
The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
