When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
