When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.