When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
What do a wife & a condom have in common?
They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
