How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
