How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."
The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
