Never Mix Sex And Alcohol | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 August 2015; Hits: 1446

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

#jokes Last winter my wife and I were walking down the street when we passed a fancy department store window. She t…

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