I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
