I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
