What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
