What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
