What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
