What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
