What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
