Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
