Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
