Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.