Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
