Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
