Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.