Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
