Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.