Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
