How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.