How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
