How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
