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Can We Get A Dog?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 October 2015
Hits: 3311

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

A Good Choir Boy

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 October 2015
Hits: 2951

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 October 2015
Hits: 2283

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

No Luck Here

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 October 2015
Hits: 2414

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

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He Knows The Score

A wife went on a retreat for work. When she returned home, she found a pair of panties in her dresser that did not belong to her. Furious, she questioned her husband. The husband said, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife went to the maid and questioned her.

Indignant, the maid replied, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties... just ask your husband!"

UFO Spotted

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Who Stole My Drink?

A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."

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