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Can We Get A Dog?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 October 2015
Hits: 3863

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

A Good Choir Boy

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 October 2015
Hits: 3613

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 October 2015
Hits: 2834

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

No Luck Here

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 October 2015
Hits: 3053

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

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Facts Of Life

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

Bench Warmers

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Finally Met My Dream Girl

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

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