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Blonde Snowman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 November 2015
Hits: 3504

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 November 2015
Hits: 2951

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Sex Change

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 November 2015
Hits: 3086

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

More Sh*t

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 November 2015
Hits: 3758

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

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Those Red Heads

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

No Greater Feeling

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Start Slow

Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

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