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Blonde Snowman

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 November 2015; Hits: 3171

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 November 2015; Hits: 2633

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Sex Change

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 09 November 2015; Hits: 2742

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

More Sh*t

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 November 2015; Hits: 3430

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

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More Meat Please

A guy from America asked the gal from Sweden to dance at the college fraternity party. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call that a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call that a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a whole lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her. While he's pumping away he leans over and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too. Only we usually put more meat in it."

Don't Wake Her Up

A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

For The Team

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".