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Blonde Snowman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 November 2015
Hits: 3456

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 November 2015
Hits: 2906

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Sex Change

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 November 2015
Hits: 3043

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

More Sh*t

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 November 2015
Hits: 3705

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

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Every Day is Ironing Day

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

How To Make Your Husband Happy

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."

"I know how to fuck him, mom," the daughter interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."

Why I Really Married You

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. One day they awoke to a particularly severe heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.”

“That I only married you for your money.”

And that's when the fight started...

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