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Blonde Snowman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 November 2015
Hits: 3401

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 November 2015
Hits: 2859

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Sex Change

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 November 2015
Hits: 2987

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

More Sh*t

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 November 2015
Hits: 3656

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

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Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Timing Is Everything

A cop was patrolling the local lover's lane when he drove by a car with a couple inside and the dome light on. It appeared that the young man in the driver’s seat was reading a computer magazine and the young lady was in the back seat knitting. Stopping to investigate the cop knocked on driver’s window. The young man rolled the window down and said, "Yes officer?"

"What are you doing?" the cop asks. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I’m reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like?, She's knitting."

"How old are you?" the officer asked the young man. "I’m nineteen." he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she’ll be eighteen."

Sex Is Like A Car

Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."

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