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Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 November 2015
Hits: 2328

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 November 2015
Hits: 2769

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 November 2015
Hits: 2920

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

A Change For The Worse

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 November 2015
Hits: 2128


My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"

She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Pop Quiz

Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!

Make A Wish

Little Johnny's parents got divorced. One night Little Johnny walked past his mother's bedroom, the door was open, and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herself, saying "I need a man... I need a man..."

A few nights later he walks past her bedroom again, the door's open, and he sees his mother with a man on top of her.

Little Johnny runs to his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike... I need a bike... "

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

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