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Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 November 2015
Hits: 2880

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 November 2015
Hits: 3306

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 November 2015
Hits: 3383

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

A Change For The Worse

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 November 2015
Hits: 2568


My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"

She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."

And that's when the fight started...

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Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

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When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

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