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Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 November 2015
Hits: 2952

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 November 2015
Hits: 3373

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 November 2015
Hits: 3436

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

A Change For The Worse

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 November 2015
Hits: 2630


My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"

She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."

And that's when the fight started...

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No Fairy Tale

Little Red Riding Hood went to grandma's house and found her lying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma replied: ''The better to see you with, my dear.'' Then Little Red Riding Hood remarked: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma smiled and said: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''

Finally Little Red Riding Hood said: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma snapped back: ''Of course I do! Have you seen Grandpa's dick?!?''

That Little Prick

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "Are those all for me?"

"Just take two," his mom replied. "The rest are for your father."

Finished

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

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