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Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 November 2015
Hits: 2629

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 November 2015
Hits: 3069

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 November 2015
Hits: 3166

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

A Change For The Worse

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 November 2015
Hits: 2355


My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"

She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."

And that's when the fight started...

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Biology Class

The teacher was trying to teach the class the proper words to use when describing bodily functions. She admonished the class to use the term urinate. To reinforce the lesson she asked the class to use their knew word in a sentence.

When she called on Little Johhny he said: "Teacher... urinate. But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten!"

Back And Forth Exchange

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

A Married Couple's Point of View

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

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