Every Frickin' Joke

What night is it?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 November 2015; Hits: 3547

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 November 2015; Hits: 2811

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Your Kind Of Game?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 01 November 2015; Hits: 4112

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Cats Life

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 31 October 2015; Hits: 2914

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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A Lesson Learned

A guy was talking to his buddy, "I learned a very important life lesson today. I'm getting married in a few weeks and I went over to my fiancee's house to look at the wedding invitations with her mom. Her mother's really sexy, and as we were looking at the invitations, she started rubbing my leg. Within a few minutes she leaned over and asked me if I'd take her upstairs and fuck her. I immediately got up and walked out the front door. On the way out I ran into her father. He smiled and told me 'You passed our little test, son. Glad to have you in the family.'"

"So what's the life lesson?" his friend asked.

"Always keep your rubbers in the glove box."

No Talking In The Library

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

Even After You're Dead...

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.