How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
