How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
