How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
