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Can You Give A Date To This?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 October 2015
Hits: 3154

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

99 Bottles Of Beer...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 October 2015
Hits: 2572

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Big Ego

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 October 2015
Hits: 2726

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Growing Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 October 2015
Hits: 2926

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

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What's a birth control pill?

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Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

It's Like That Movie Scream

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

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