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Can You Give A Date To This?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 October 2015
Hits: 3523

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

99 Bottles Of Beer...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 October 2015
Hits: 2884

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Big Ego

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 October 2015
Hits: 3109

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Growing Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 October 2015
Hits: 3268

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

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This Will Take Might Of Steel

Harry is 85 when he gets married to a 22-year-old. One night after his honeymoon he shows up at the local bar where all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.

"Well," Harry tells them, "We got to the hotel and my youngest son helped me out. First he carried me up the stairs. Then he helped me get undressed. Finally he lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off her."

One of his buddies asks him, "Why did it take your three sons to lift you off?"

Harry says, "'Cause I fought 'em."

You Don't Have To Be An Epidemiologist

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.

Reason To Stay Single

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

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