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Can You Give A Date To This?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 October 2015
Hits: 3462

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

99 Bottles Of Beer...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 October 2015
Hits: 2834

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Big Ego

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 October 2015
Hits: 3046

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Growing Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 October 2015
Hits: 3207

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

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I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

Go Both Ways

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

A Senior Moment

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

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