What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
