What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
