What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
