What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."