What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
