What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
