A Good Choir Boy

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"