A Good Choir Boy

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

A middle-aged guy goes to the proctologist for his yearly checkup. He strips down, and the doctor tells him to bend over.

The doctor puts his middle finger all the way up the guy's ass and says, "Is that uncomfortable?"

The guy says, "Not as long as I don't feel both of your hands on my back."

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.