A Good Choir Boy

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What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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Who's The Boss

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."

Harry says, "Fuck my boss."

She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."

Very Much The Same

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

The Four Seasons

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."