A Good Choir Boy

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"

Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.