A Good Choir Boy | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 October 2015; Hits: 1327

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail

WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,

Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!

Parents arrested after allegedly making daughter live in woods for eating Pop-Tart

#WTF?! SC couple has been arrested for banishing their daughter to the woods for eating a Pop-Tart. Their main offense? Failing to provide her with breadcrumbs to leave a trail home.