I was talking to my buddy on the phone when my wife walked in. It being Valentine's day she must have been curious when she heard me say:
"I gotta tell ya... I really spoiled her today..."
So with her curiosity running wild she continued to eavesdrop and heard the rest.
"First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body. And then I did the hoovering and the dusting. Man, I really love that car."
