What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
