What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
