Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.