Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.