Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.