Facts Of Life

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.