Every Frickin' Joke
The Similarities are Striking
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How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
The Daily is the Paper I Read
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I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.
OK... I'm done.
Beggars Can't Be Choosers
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
A Matter of Timing
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My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
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