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The Similarities are Striking

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 October 2015
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How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

The Daily is the Paper I Read

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 October 2015
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I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.

OK... I'm done.

Beggars Can't Be Choosers

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 October 2015
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

A Matter of Timing

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 October 2015
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My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?" 

I said: "Because they want to."

And that's when the fight started...

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