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It's not because you are color blind...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 November 2015; Hits: 3024

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

More Than One Use

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 22 November 2015; Hits: 2728

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

Snowman!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 November 2015; Hits: 3966

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

Short Strokes

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 November 2015; Hits: 4090

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

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A Farmer's Dilemma

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed after a little quickie. The farmer stroked his wife's bare breasts and said, "Y'know, honey, if these gave milk, we could sell the cow."

Sighing, his wife grabbed her husband's dick and said: "And if this stayed hard a little longer, we could fire the farmhand."

And that's when the fight started...

She's The Boss

A third-grade teacher is getting to know her class on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and asks, "So what does your daddy do?"

The little girl replies, "Whatever Mommy tells him to."

A Bum and A Rich Broad

A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"

She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."