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It's not because you are color blind...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 November 2015; Hits: 2971

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

More Than One Use

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 22 November 2015; Hits: 2675

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

Snowman!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 November 2015; Hits: 3904

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

Short Strokes

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 November 2015; Hits: 4014

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

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New Train Set For Christmas

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

Hide Your Cows!

My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"

And that's when the fight started...

Change Your Focus

Farmer Brown has a group over to play poker. But little Johnny keeps running around the table, yelling out what cards everybody has. No matter what the farmer orders his kid to do, he keeps coming back and wrecking the game. Finally,one of the players says, "This ain't working. Let's get outta here."

Reverend Grayson says, "Hold on a minute," and leads little Johnny out of the room. A few minutes later he returns and then nothing... they never see the kid again. Farmer Brown asks, "Rev, what the heck'd you do to little Johnny?"

The Reverend answers, "I showed him how to jerk off."