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Bless You

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 November 2015
Hits: 3042

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

On The Rag, Vampire Style

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 November 2015
Hits: 2707

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

Gobble gobble

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 November 2015
Hits: 3016

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

Call A Cleaning Lady

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 16 November 2015
Hits: 2456

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...

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What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."

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