How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
