How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
