How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
