How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
