How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
