How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
