Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.
I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."
And that's when the fight started...
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
