What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
