What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
