What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."