What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
