What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
