What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
