What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
