What night is it? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 November 2015; Hits: 2062

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

#jokes Guy goes to a cocktail party but doesn't realize his fly is open. At the party he spots a real pretty gal ac…

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Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...