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Do You Have Cats At Home?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 November 2015
Hits: 3343

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

Depends On What You Call It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 November 2015
Hits: 2937

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3907

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why So Sad?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 November 2015
Hits: 3398

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

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The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

For Biology or Sex Ed?

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

Back To Her Place

A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.

After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"

She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."

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