Every Frickin' Joke

Do You Have Cats At Home?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 15 November 2015; Hits: 2982

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

Depends On What You Call It

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 November 2015; Hits: 2606

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 13 November 2015; Hits: 3515

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why So Sad?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 November 2015; Hits: 3048

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

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That's Pretty Tight!

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

It's A Boy -- And What A Boy!

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Please Don't Disturb The Peace

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."