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Do You Have Cats At Home?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 November 2015
Hits: 2767

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

Depends On What You Call It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 November 2015
Hits: 2408

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Another Bingo!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 November 2015
Hits: 3281

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

Why So Sad?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 November 2015
Hits: 2816

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

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Question For Bird Watchers

Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?

Caws!

You Go First

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife finally had enough. She figured she would break him of that crazy habit. So one night, while they were right in the middle of a romantic session, she flipped on the lights.

To her shock she looked down and saw her husband was holding a giant dildo. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain the rubber dick if you explain the kids."

Weight Watchers

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

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