Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?
He told me: "Because you're at a physical."
Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was grandpa.