Those Red Heads

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.