Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.
Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
