No Greater Feeling

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Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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Going Down?

I think I got beat up pretty bad last night. I remember getting on the elevator at my office and running into this gorgeous secretary with big tits. I couldn't help staring at her while the elevator door closed, but didn't start up. She said: "Would you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that...

The Miracle of Lights

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

Reality Check

A drunk wakes up in a cemetery in a freshly-dug grave. He thinks: If I'm alive, why's there a tombstone? If I'm dead, why do I have to piss?