Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
