Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
My wife and I were having a discussion about heaven. I told her she shouldn't worry 'cause she'll never get there. She asked: "How can you say that?"
I told her: "Because dragons never fly above 8,000 feet."
And that's when the fight started...
