Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
