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Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 27 November 2015
Hits: 2930

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Female Erection

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 November 2015
Hits: 3216

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

New Husband?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 November 2015
Hits: 3094

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Was Never So Good At Math...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 November 2015
Hits: 2951

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

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What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Some Extra Cash

A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

The doc asks, "Why?"

The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

Listen To Your Mother...

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

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