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Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 27 November 2015
Hits: 2854

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Female Erection

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 November 2015
Hits: 3163

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

New Husband?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 November 2015
Hits: 3024

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Was Never So Good At Math...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 November 2015
Hits: 2906

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

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The Smelliest Common Denominator

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Out The Door

Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."

"I know the feeling." his partner says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."

Regarding That Age Old Question

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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